"Liar Liar, pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire." "What's my name? Put 'n' Tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same!" "Sticks and Stones may break my Bones, but Words will never hurt me." "Step on a Crack, break your Mother's back." "Na nana na na " Hal
Happy birthday to you, You were born in a zoo. You look like a monkey, And you smell like one too. See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. What's your major malfunction? Guess what, chicken butt?
Yes we had most of those when we were kids too... Not last night but the night before Three wee Monkeys came to the door, One had a fiddle, one had a drum And one had a pancake stuck to his bum! Auntie Mary had a canary Up the leg of her drawers It woudna come down Fer half a crown, So it won the Victoria Cross! Mrs. McGuire peed in the fire The fire was too hot She peed in a pot The pot was too wide She peed in the Clyde And aw the wee fishes Swam up her backside Birdie, birdie in the sky, Why did ye dae that in ma eye? Birdie, birdie in the sky, Och, I'm glad that cows don't fly.