Also known as "Swifties". "I just landed a giant Sea Bass." he said superficially. "I've read all of Hemingway's novels." he said earnestly. "I've been dealt a 5-card flush." he said wholeheartedly. "Oops...I dropped my toothpaste down the sink drain." he said in a crestfallen manner. "The accident resulted in no damage to my car." he said unabashedly. "My flower garden is complete except for one variety." he said lackadaisically. "I'm giving up the homosexual life." he said with gay abandon. "I'm not sure if I'll accept that job offer with the Bureau of Indian Affairs." he said with reservation. "I'm afraid to look at my Electrocardiogram." he said halfheartedly. "I love to recite Shakespeare while polishing my car." he said, waxing eloquently. I've composed many more, if you find these interesting. Hal
Well, it doesn't look like I'm interesting many members with my "Swifties". It's probably because they don't see them as "funny", or they don't understand how they work! Ken, Holly, and Shirley seem to like 'em; I have about 50 left, so I'll be glad to post a few more if you care to read 'em... Hal
OK Ken, Holly, Shirley, and Louise...here are a few more Swifties: "The Honda is a good choice" he agreed in complete accord. (I created this one yesterday) "I can't seem to memorize the telegraph code." he said remorsefully. "A dog tore the seat out of my pants!" he said with embarrassment. "I understand France is going to re-evaluate its currency." he said frankly. "I understand Germany is going to re-evaluate its currency." he remarked. "We'll need more apparatus for the Chemistry Lab." he retorted. "My fruit trees are bearing heavily this year." he said with aplomb. "I'm a field hand on a Pineapple plantation." he said dolefully. "Milking a cow is not as easy as it looks." he uttered. "It looks like Queenie is going to have another litter." he bitched. More to come, if interested! How about trying some yourselves? You can see how they work! Hal