An Englishman sees a paddy on the tube and devises a quick plan to make some money. Englishman:"Hey Pat, do you wanna game of conundrums?" Paddy: 'What the feck is that then?' Englishman: "Well we ask each other questions, if you answer wrong, you give me £5 if you get it right, I'll give you £20 and vice versa" Englishman: "You understand Pat?" Paddy: 'Yes Soire, can I go first?' Englishman: "Okay Paddy away you go" Paddy:'Ok soire, What is green, tree feet long, has two heads and foive legs?" Englishman, after scratching his head for ten minutes: "I really don't know Pat, heres your 20 quid" Paddy: Neither do I soire, Heres your fiver!