Conundrums

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  1. Tom Tit

    Tom Tit Veteran Member
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    An Englishman sees a paddy on the tube and devises a quick plan to make some money.

    Englishman:"Hey Pat, do you wanna game of conundrums?"

    Paddy: 'What the feck is that then?'

    Englishman: "Well we ask each other questions, if you answer wrong, you give me £5 if you get it right, I'll give you £20 and vice versa"

    Englishman: "You understand Pat?"

    Paddy: 'Yes Soire, can I go first?'

    Englishman: "Okay Paddy away you go"

    Paddy:'Ok soire, What is green, tree feet long, has two heads and foive legs?"

    Englishman, after scratching his head for ten minutes: "I really don't know Pat, heres your 20 quid"

    Paddy: Neither do I soire, Heres your fiver!
     
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  2. Shirley Martin

    Shirley Martin Supreme Member
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    Englishman never stood a chance against Paddy. :D
     
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