Don't You Just Love Lawyers?

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  1. Jeff Tracy

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    SUBJECT: THE DEAF ITALIAN BOOKKEEPER

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has
    cheated him out of $10,000,000.

    His bookkeeper is deaf.

    That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was
    assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to
    testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10
    million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the
    money?"

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The

    lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
    talking about.

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and
    says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

    The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
    him."

    Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a
    brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull
    the trigger."

    Don't you just love Lawyers?
     
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    The Best Legal Advice Ever…


    …was spotted on a billboard ad for the law office of Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”
     
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