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  1. Nancy Hart

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    @Faye Fox:

    1. Can you do welding? I would like to invent a better wire stretcher to repair fence. The one they use now has not changed from the 1950's. There's got to be a better way. :p

    2. Tried the airplane ear flop on Rusty. It took two hands 'cause his head is too wide. All I can say for sure is, he didn't object. Normally he doesn't want anyone near his ears. He had that suspicious What's-she-up-to-now? look.
     
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  2. Beth Gallagher

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    Come on back, Faye. You need to throw water on Frank and Hal in that gyro-whatever thread ASAP. :D
     
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  3. Faye Fox

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    Oh, my dear Beth, you know I am not a fireman that throws water, I throw lead and gasoline. Ha ha ha! As a newly self-elected sheriff, I will investigate this gyro dispute.
     
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  4. Faye Fox

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    Yes, I learned welding at about 10 on the ranch. I worked as a welder for a few months on a bridge construction job. The old fashion wire clamp attachment for a come along is the best as far as I know for barb wire. If stretching hog wire i would weave a heavy steel bar or pipe in the wire and then use two come along to stretch it. Experiment with that Rusty ear flap. I never tried two hands.
     
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  5. Faye Fox

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    Busy helping my main man Donnie clean up this country.
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    Jan. 16, 2020 High Noon

    Welcome to Faeville, Wild West, USA. Population: Apparitions 500 Living 1. Elevation: 1000 feet above B.S. level. I was elected sheriff by a unanimous vote. News reports of my votes being graveyard votes are false. All our town's apparitions are alive and well. I will hold true to my campaign promise, "Faeville will only become a ghost town over my dead body."
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  7. Shirley Martin

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    Well, if you die there, fall in a well and no one finds you......then your statement could turn into a prophecy. :D
    Great concept. Hope you continue with it!!!
     
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    Look out, now, red moon rising!
     
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    Jan. 17, 2020 sunrise

    It was paramount that I don my matching Colt .45s this morning.
    Casper suddenly appeared frightening me resulting in wet undies.
    "Ms. Faetta Ms. Faetta Ms. Faetta the Ghost Busters are coming."
    After an exhausting climb up to Dead Mans crevice, the only way
    into Faeville, it turns out Casper just dreamed it. Since I had donned
    my new silver star earrings and polished the Colts ivory grips, I decided
    to make the best of this moment, so I did a glamour pose for Lawladies monthly.
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  11. Shirley Martin

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    Looking forward to more tales from Faetta DeFox. :D
     
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    Jan. 16, 2020 Midnight in Faeville

    Apparitions don't understand sleep deprivation
    Pounding 88 ivories all night long has to stop.
    I can tolerate drinking, gambling, and prostitution
    but the sound an out of tune piano is going to stop.
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  13. Shirley Martin

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    Do I hear the ghostly echoes of a Honky Tonk song?
     
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    Jan. 17, 2020 Midafternoon

    Meet my new scythe-wielding deputy
    >>WARNING to criminal apparitions<<
    The cornfield is no longer a safe hideout

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  15. Shirley Martin

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    Bwahahahahaha!!! If Faetta's guns don't get'cha, my snake will.
     
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