Someone said that Joe was in continent. Well, certainly he is. He's right here in North America. Sheesh!
A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear at the count of three. The then says, "Uno, duo" and poof - he disappears without a tres.
Eve says "Honey, I'm sorry you had to give up a bone for God to make me." Adam says "It's okay, babe. It was a spare rib."
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain but found somebody had ripped the appendix out.