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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Sir Walter Pasty, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Dwight Ward

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    Someone said that Joe was in continent. Well, certainly he is. He's right here in North America. Sheesh!
     
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    Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your mouth.

    Then it is a soap opera...
     
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    Then you sing Tiny Bubbles.
     
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    A Mexican magician tells his audience that he will disappear at the count of three.

    The then says, "Uno, duo" and poof - he disappears without a tres.
     
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    Why isn't there a dislike button we can click?

    So he went poof. Was he a gay magician?
     
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    I think I grew up underground. Therefore I yam.
     
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    Eve says "Honey, I'm sorry you had to give up a bone for God to make me."
    Adam says "It's okay, babe. It was a spare rib."
     
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    I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain but found somebody had ripped the appendix out.
     
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    What is black, white, and red all over?

    You ready? :D

    Keep looking.





    An embarrassed zebra. :D
     
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    That's just awful! You're on a roll!!:)
     
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    You can hear the blood in your veins, if you listen varicosely.
     
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    Does that mean she's a hot dog?
     
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