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Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Sir Walter Pasty, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Shirley Martin

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    We had a terrible storm today. (True)


    There is a river near here that has a mill that grinds corn into corn meal. The wind blew so hard that it blew the river water back over the water wheel at the dam at the mill and unground 100 pounds of meal. :p
     
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    My friend said it was 5 minutes from his house to the pub. Going home, though, it took him 45 minutes.
    The difference was staggering,.
     
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    1. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought… "That's the last thing I need!"
     
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    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows.
     
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    What do you get when you freeze dentures?
    Frostbite.
     
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    Except, sadly, could be true these days
     
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    OK, @Bobby Cole , being a non-mechanical sort of person, I had to look at that one for a while. :D
     
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    For a while was having trouble spelling "icy"
    but now I see why.
     
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    After two ships from Ireland collided and spilled more than 50,000 gallons of whiskey into the harbor, it became apparent that no tern was left unstoned.
     
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