Groan

I never thought orthopedic shoes would really help me, but I stand corrected.

 

I mean, really

 

A mixed emotion groan…

There would be no climate crisis if it wasn’t for racism. “Hanoi” Jane Fonda

 

An armed man ran into a real estate agency and shouted, "Nobody move!"

 

Who wants to learn Roman numerals?

Well, I for one.

 

One owl to another. How many times do I have to tell you, it's who, not whom?

 

When I wrote a book on how to fall down stairs without hurting yourself, it will be a step by step guide.

 

♫ When an eel has maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that's a moray. ♫

 

Q: What do you call a belt with a clock in the buckle?

A: A waist of time.

 

Benjamin Franklin opened a store to sell eyeglasses. He had many celebrities and a symphony orchestra to draw attention. It was quite a spectacle.