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Eerie extraterrestrial elves eavesdrop on elephants

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Famous Fast Freddy found fabulous fortunes !

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Great General George Grant grabbed Glenda Grant's gardening gloves

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Hairy Harry Hires Hairsuit (ha ha - see what I did there)

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heheheee..

Invisible ink inside invisible Iodine item, Imported from Italy..

 

Jack Jacobson jived just joking in June

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Ken's Kazooing stops Kate Kipping

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Lazy Larry Leamington loves looking little lights lightly in the lenses

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Missing Mower Mows the Motorway making Motorists Mad !

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News Notice!!.. No new news!!

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Only Oscar Obrant obeys Olivia on order..

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Patsy and Paul Paint a Pretty Picture

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Quebec Quakers quietly quack at Quebec policemen

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Really Randy Ran Round and Round Robby

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Special Show Sensation Saturday on Mt. Sinai !