Identification

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  1. Ken Anderson

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    While visiting Canada, a U.S. citizen lost his identification and passport. He was delayed at the border crossing, as he was unable to produce identification establishing that he was an American citizen.

    In an attempt to persuade the border crossing agent that he was a citizen, he declared that he was born and raised in the United States, and could prove it.

    "I have a tattoo of Ronald Reagan on one of my butt cheeks and George W. Bush on the other," he said, and then proceeded to pull down his pants to show the guard.

    "I don't know remember what Reagan and Bush looked like," the guard replied. "But you can cross into the United States. I recognized Obama in the middle."
     
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