"Does the mirror lie to us? " Yep. That old lady in there is not me. I don't know how she got into my mirror. I also hate my bathroom scales. They lie, too.
Okay, to wrap things up, I deleted that ugly selfie, never again to see the light of day. I may not be pretty boy Floyd, but I'll do in a pinch, especially if its a dark cloudy day or late in the evening. You won't miss me, I'll be wearing my beret, navy blue.