This caught my eye and gave me a chuckle. I'm not sure which "fact" is my favorite. They all make a bit of sense to me..
Funny Alley, Here's one from my grandmother Zella. Don't worry about the occassional slip of the tongue to older folks. They are likely to forget it within the day. Don't worry about the occassional slip of the tongue if you're an older person. You'll likely for get it within the day.