Ladies, We Have To Talk

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  1. Bobby Cole

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    Yes ladies and some gentlemen, we gotta talk.
    To be as delicate as humanly possible, I do have a small complaint that just has to be brought up but alas, how to write it is a bit difficult.

    You see, some ladies and a few men do certain things in certain places that they need not do them. I can almost understand an occasional incident in an elevator or even possibly at a grocery store or God forbid, in church but in a car? Whilst driving? !!
    To put is plainly, did you know that farding whilst driving is actually illegal in all states in the U.S.?
    It’s true! Though it’s somewhat accepted as something a lady and some men simply have to do outside the dressing room or the bath, it is never acceptable to be caught farding whilst driving.

    Huh? That word? Oh, ya mean “farding”? It’s just another word for primping or applying cosmetics. :)
     
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    I apply in the morning after my ablutions - Ha ! Now there's a word you never thought I'd use :cool:

    As for 'farding' - only ever discreetly and in private :p
     
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    I'm not surprised !!!... I was on the opposite side of the carriageway passing some slow moving traffic, and saw a woman looking in her rear view mirror and applying mascara ...there's no way she had control of that car!!!
     
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    @Bobby Cole ...I hear you. Even as a female I have never done that. I ...even my hubby have always gotten up early enough to shower, lunches, hair and face...etc.
    Never in the car or on the bus, never made sense to me.
    Had a girlfriend that I car pooled with that painted her nails while driving! Drove me nuts.
     
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    I tried to put lipstick on in the car last week (don't worry, the boyfriend was driving). We hit a rough patch and I looked like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Really, I had lipstick on the tip of my nose.
     
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    Applying one’s face whilst driving is indeed a stupid thing to do, but alas, I once had a girlfriend who insisted on putting on her mascara and lipstick whilst driving. Good person, but a little lopsided somewhere between the right and left sides of her brain.

    Oh yeah, the church thing. Whilst it might not be particularly dangerous (on earth), I once observed a lady who farded throughout half a sermon.
    Some real stinkin’ thinkin’ ! (Pun intended)
     
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    Bobby Cole you probably thought you would catch a few people with that word and see if they would make a mistake for another word sounding similar. The people in the form where more intelligent than most people. I enjoyed the try [Some real stinkin’ thinkin’ ! (Pun intended)]
     
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    I bet it was :p (meaning make-up of course)
     
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    Yeah, the thought did occur to me but to be honest, whilst I was sure that our very British ladies would know the meaning, I wasn’t so sure about the others.
    Yet, ours is an older community and there is a possibility that some ladies and gents even remember the “Schools of Farding” that were scattered throughout the English speaking world.
    Now, had this been a younger grouping of people.......ah, the game would indeed be afoot!
     
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