I get these Minion jokes on my iPhone Facebook every now and then. Here is few: I smile because you are my sister. I laugh because you can't do anything about it. Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed.........and clean the whole house while she sleeps. Love me and I'll move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I'll drop those mountains on your head. Everyone one should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.