Why did the moron take a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house. Why did the moron take a sack of oats to bed with him? He wanted to feed his night mares. Why did the moron pour Milk of Magnesia into his vodka? He wanted to make a Phillips Screwdriver. Hal
It's funny that nobody contributes or recognizes these classic old-time jokes..... But thanks for the like, Bess.....You're OK! Hal
@Hal Pollner not many on this forum have the great sense of humor you and Bess do. Here is an old one! Lady with southern accent suffering muscle pains (realizing she forgot her aspirins) while riding the bus on a cold day: "My assburns my assburns!" Moron Bus Driver: "Well stick it out the window."
Kid to moron pastor: "What was the dogs name in the bible?" Moron Pastor: "No dog in the bible had a name." Kid: "I disagree! In the story of Lazarus the bible says, MOREOVER the DOG, licked his sores."
There are many moron jokes...most on this forum, lol. Just kidding, I couldn’t resist.....I’m going to church now and will ask for forgiveness Most of you are probably more surprised that I’m going to church!
I grew up in the rural south. We had no moron jokes because the fine line between them and the rest of us rednecks....just wasn't that clear.
Jeff Foxworthy got rich trying to define that line. My definition of moron is one lacking in good judgement and one that doesn't think things through. Some of my early post on this forum were that of a moron. I have never used it to mean mental retardation or developmental disability and I hope that no one takes it that way.
I'm beginning to like you, Faye Fox, for laying your faults on the line! God is Great Beer is Good People are Crazy Hal