New Year Jokes

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  1. Sir Walter Pasty

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    My new years resolution is not to shovel snow. Since I'm gonna be in Florida, I feel pretty good about it.
    - Greg Tamblyn
     
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    The first two weeks after the 1st at the gym is akin to a joke. The place fills up during that time with the resolution folks and quickly dwindles down leaving only a fraction of those who started.

    Whoops. @Bess Barber had practically the same thing in mind only hers was a lot better said.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    New Years Resolutions are so much fluff.

    Hal
     
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    Wow, is time ever whizzing by. Seems like only yesterday "Y2K" was looming on the horizon and it's 20 years in the past now. o_O

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    I'm too old to want to change any bad habits now. :D
     
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    Sometimes bad habits are a bit like my underwear. Sure, they might be pretty well worn and have a couple of holes in’ em and maybe do not look that good but after a while,.... they’re just too comfortable to throw away.
     
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    New Year balls (2).jpg


    I edited this on for the sake of decorum. ;):D
     
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