Oh, The Irony

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  1. Bobby Cole

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    All practicing Islamists share one specific eating habit which is the absence of pork in their diet. Pigs are unclean and pretty much avoided for religious health reasons but who would have thought that the swine family would pay some ISIS terrorists back for the lack of affection toward them.

    This last Sunday, after a group of terrorists butchered 25 people in Hawija, a herd of wild pigs took their revenge upon the wayward Muslims by killing 3 of the terrorist group and severely injuring 5 more. The event took place in southern Kirkuk, an agricultural area with corn and high reeds aplenty in which the wild pigs find good hiding places and cover from their largest predators, humans. Apparently the marauding Islamists were moving around in the high reeds and disturbed the herd of the tusked swine who then took their "goriest" revenge upon the militants.

    Reports do say though, that the pigs were dealt with but in what manner no one has yet said.

    hummm....it would seem that spell check has taken its revenge upon me. The topic is....oh the irony, NOT ohthem the irony.
     
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  2. Patsy Faye

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    Like the post Bobby - like the pigs too

    On a lighter note - when I read the title of the thread, I thought you was referring to some Lord or King but
    I'd not heard of - 'Ohthem the Irony' - well I've heard some strange names for them like
    Ethelred the Unready ...... :rolleyes: ..............:p
     
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    You can correct the title @Bobby Cole but then the last part of your post would make no sense, nor would Patsy's reply. :)
     
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    The mistranslation of "unready" for its better translation of "ill advised" still describes my spellcheck system. It is indeed unready, at least for my intentions, and definitely an ill advisory system for which there are no known reasons as to why it does what it does.
    Haste coupled with spell check can definitely bring about some interesting "piggish" abominations of the English language.
     
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    It would be a tale if I wrote that I intended such a misnomer in the light of a more humorous venture but alas....I simply screwed up! Kinda wound up like a pigs tail........:)
     
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    Guilty - me Lud ..........:rolleyes:
    I always 'ignore' Spellcheck :p
     
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    You should see the messes I post and then have to edit, it's my fault though because I don't proofread what I wrote til after I posted it...I'm always in a hurry but don't know why...not going anywhere.
     
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    the pigs are unclean???

     
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    yes ill have the PIG sandwich

     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Never, never say "fixed" to an old man. Repaired perhaps, or even re-done in a more favorable fashion but fixed brings about a whole other realm of possible realities that I for one, do not wish to imagine.
     
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  12. HAHAHAHA!!! That's a good one!! :p:p:p
     
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    The pigs' revenge shall undoubtedly reinforce the Muslim's attitudes towards them, though.
    Frank
     
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    Although it is well known that the misguided Islamic terrorists have a definite aversion towards pigs, who knew that the swine also would have an aversion towards the terrorists? Kinda like a cow attacking a practicing Hindu.
    If an animal of any kind attacked me and I was successful in overcoming said creature, my first reaction afterwards would be to fire up the smoker. Now THAT'S a healthy pay back!
     
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