One Liners

Discussion in 'Make Me Laugh' started by Patsy Faye, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Krissttina Isobe

    Krissttina Isobe Very Well-Known Member
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    This is one of the funniest comedians from Hawaii Any Bumatai:




    Another comedian is Frank Delima

     
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    Winston Churchill said 'All babies look like me when they're born'
    :p
     
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    He thought he was wrong once but he was mistaken.
     
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    If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
     
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    yesterday i went to buy some rat poison. the gal behind the counter said you want me to wrap it up or eat it here??

    vaaboooom

     
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    May you be in heaven 30 minutes,before the devil finds out.......John Wayne in The Undefeated :)
     
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    @Gloria Mitchell - ha ha - I used to have that saying on the wall of me porch
    It was on a plate from Ireland with little shamrocks around the quote :)
     
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    Yes...believe Babe Ruth said that.
     
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    Just realised, this thread is in the wrong place - oh well, it was early days for me :p
    Here we go again …..
    Famous footballer who was also an alcoholic said - 'In 1969 I gave up sex and booze ………… It was the worst
    20 minutes of my life !'

    One tequila - two tequila, three tequila - floor ! :p
     
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    To err is human.....to really screw up, you need a computer.
     
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    "I don't care if your name is Santa Claus; get your hand out of my stocking!"
     
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    Saw a comedian last night, the compere said - 'what's in the bag ?'
    He replies - 'me nerves - the bag always comes with me'

    (get it - bag of nerves :p)
     
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    That last line is from the Bard of Avon.
    Harry
     
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    Babe Ruth
     
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