Here are some of my wife Judy's pet phrases. I call them "Judyisms". Jeez Louise! Gimme a break! That went out with High-Button Shoes! Excuuuuse me! Yeah, right! You're paying the Vet Bill! Kochina! You're such a Dork! This is America...speak English! You know what? Too Bad! Hal
This wife says: You really don't want to go there. Remember...I give as good as I get. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me...so don't screw it up! I shoot the bird finger and tell then "Sit on it and rotate!" when I'm really mad. You can't fix stupid! Not in this lifetime!
My wife just says things like ... "Yes, my love." "Right away, my love." "Certainly, I'll get you coffee."
Yeah sure Ken...in your dreams maybe but in real life....no I think that is some fake news you are sharing with us.