Reality Check!! A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this? The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running".
A woman asked her doctor, "What measure do you use to determine if a patient is ready for assisted living?" The doc replied, " We fill up a bathtub and give the person a bucket, a cup and a teaspoon, and tell them to empty the tub." The woman said, "Oh I get it, a normal person would use the bucket to empty it, because it's better and faster." The doctor replied, "Actually, the normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window?"