Roach Burgers

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  1. Ken Anderson

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    Okay, Roach Burgers wasn't the actual name of the place but that was the name that pretty much everyone used for it, and I'd never be able to remember what the actual name was. Roach Burgers was (or perhaps still is) in the little town of Edcouch, Texas. It was a one-man operation, and I think he only opened when he had bills to pay. But not every night, and sometimes he'd go for a week or two without opening.

    I don't remember Roach Burgers ever being opened during the weekday. Perhaps this was to avoid visits from the Health Department. All he served was hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and chili and, like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld, he'd get upset if you asked for anything else, or even for special orders. He made them one way, and that was the way they came.

    Generally, he would open for a couple of hours after the bars closed at 2:00 am. We had an ambulance station in Edcouch, and Roach Burgers was across the street from the fire station, so the fire dispatcher would let us know if Roach Burgers was open, often over the dispatch frequency.

    Despite the name, I have never seen an actual roach there. The place was reasonably clean, but more like a regular home kitchen than what you might normally see in a restaurant kitchen.

    The burgers were well done, which happens to be the way that I like them anyhow, and they were greasy, but they were very good, as was the chili.

    Despite his odd hours, when he was open, there would be a line of people waiting for a genuine Roach Burger.
     
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    Funny how those type of places serve pretty decent food, although I would have gotten the "No Hambuger for you"
    Reply like in Seinfeld because I like mine medium rare. There was a period after that big ecoli outbreak that almost hamburgers were cooked well done. That seems to have eased up.

    There was a Mexican restaurant in Chicago that wasn't a franchise that served the best carnitas ever. Just don't go in the bathroom there and you won't worry to much about your food. :)
     
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    I don't like even a hint of pink in my meat. I don't order steak in steakhouses, although I like steak, because they don't seem to understand that well-done means that I don't want it to be bleeding anywhere. If I have to send it back, then it has already grossed me out. Roach Burger burgers were great, though.
     
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    @Ken Anderson
    My friend Greg Sanchez, who grew up in Farmington, NM, was one of 5 brothers. Two of them became police officers. ('Nuther story). Greg's folks experienced firsthand the confiscation of their stock during the Depression, cows & chickens, etc., by authorities who took them back to Albuquerque to feed the hungry. Greg's family was self-sufficient, a tribute to their heritage from Spain, from which they had emigrated. Consequently, hatred of government was prevalent in the family.

    Off topic, I know, but it explains why Greg & his brothers were ever-wary: trust came to them with difficulty. Neither brother remained in L.E., having despised the graft and corruption they found there. Greg warned me once, "NEVER RETURN FOOD IN A RESTAURANT TO THE KITCHEN!" He explained in detail why. I won't repeat it.
    Frank
     
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    The burgers were probably good because they were made from real fresh hamburger not that frozen stuff that they call hamburger these days.
     
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    Me too. this is how you order a steak in Texas, and have no pink..well done dead! Odd looks but they get it :D
     
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    Fudruckers took a huge hit when the “well done” edict was passed. One of their main stocks in trade was that you could order how you wanted the burger and get it that way.

    Note: Jack in the Box had to close it’s doors for a few years because it was one of it’s stores in California where 6 or 7 people died from Salmonella in undercooked burger. It was because of that incident that a law was imposed upon all restaurants regarding what cooking temp was acceptable for serving ground beef.

    Eventually, the laws lightened up and now there has to be a sign posted or a warning given on a menu suggesting that undercooked meat might be hazardous or something to that degree.
     
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    If I recall correctly even after they eased up on the well cooked hamburgers, the ones on the children's menu still had to be cooked well....don't know how it is now.

    Grandsons are gourmets and stop eating the kids menu fairly early...maybe the youngest still does.

    The two oldest ones here are like their dad....like it very rare.

    I would say my daughter is the only one that has to have it not still mooing...she likes it pink...no bloody juices. :)
     
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