I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that i can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because i live at 71.So its not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answering machine message. " I am not available right now but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. If i do not return your call ,you are one of the changes.." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time your old enough to know your way around, your not going anywhere.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ God made man before Woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
I asked an older friend if he still has sex with his wife and was told that they did several times a day, Wow, that surprised me so I asked how. He said that every time he and his wife passed each other in the house they said F YOU!