The Rocking Chair

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  1. Jeff Tracy

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    Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
    The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
    The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
    The old man continued, " For $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
    The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 note and holds it up.
    "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
    "Are you having a laugh ?", she replies. " I want it four times in the rocking chair! "
     
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    Ohhh Lawdy!!! :eek::p:D
     
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    Well, I was going to reply to this one but I lost my nerve. :D
     
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    Shame on me for causing you to blush :oops::oops::oops:
     
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    I never said I blushed. I just didn't want to make somebody else blush. ;)
     
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    Did the chair break ?
     
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    So that's why Shirley bought a new rocking chair.. !!
     
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    That was me blushing! Lordy me, Louise. What's this world coming to?
     
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