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    Greetings from Aeioungland. A sign often found outside Aeiounglish pubs ;
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    C.C. Lamour as a child talking to her Ma ;
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    Vinnie the Vowel's tip of the day ;
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    Wonder if that will work when scammers phone
     
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    Do it ...
     
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    I like the 'Next Time You Get A Call.' Going to try that one out.
     
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    A great Recipe for all you Men ;) please read instructions slowly..

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

    Ingredients
    • 1 cup water
    • 1 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1 cup sugar
    • 1 teaspoon salt
    • 1 cup brown sugar
    • 1 cup lemon juice
    • 4 large eggs
    • 1 cup nuts
    • 2 cups dried fruit
    • 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
    Preparation Instructions
    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK; try another cup ...just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!

    Yield: One
     
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    And just because I love Charlie Brown.........

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    To all you that play here , your all a real Hoot .. so Merry Christmas to all you Hooters!!

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