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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Shirley Martin, Sep 23, 2019.
Maybe the guy died......
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@Shirley Martin Well here is my Mr Fetchet that loves my butt. Even Starbucks coffee taste like fresh ground when he fetches it for me!
Faye Fox. You haven't got a hope...with the cutest butt like this, should bring any guy out of hiding.
@Micki Pembroke I wondered who stole my pink bottoms. I knew it was that jealous street walking bitch.
@Faye Fox Sorry, you titled her with the wrong profession. She has her place with " Royalty " Born with that right. .
So if I post a photo of my bottom, at age 65, clad only with a cheeky bikini, I will be treated as royalty? I like that! Maybe Ken will change my name to Lady Faye! That's right girls, that is Lady Faye your hindness, er ah no, I mean highness.
For someone who hasn't logged in since creating the account, he has enjoyed quite a welcome, however.
@Faye Fox Time to put this subject to rest. No matter how it's mixed, oil and water will never mix.
Noticed there are several new members, welcome to all, this is a great place to spend time, to share, and enjoy all the nice people. .
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@Shirley Martin Shirley, you are the BEST. You posted endless truth in your words. If your post doesn't bring people here and out, nothing will. Big THANKS..
Ha ha ha , that is good Shirley. Such a confession, but a bit to much information.
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