We Have A New Member

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Shirley Martin, Sep 23, 2019.

  1. Frank Sanoica

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    Maybe the guy died......
    Frank
     
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  2. Faye Fox

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  3. Micki Pembroke

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    Faye Fox. You haven't got a hope...with the cutest butt like this, should bring any guy out of hiding. :D:D:D T-shirt For Women Corgi Summer 6 Kinds Of Pose.jpeg
     
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  4. Faye Fox

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    @Micki Pembroke I wondered who stole my pink bottoms. I knew it was that jealous street walking bitch.
     
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    @Faye Fox Sorry, you titled her with the wrong profession. She has her place with " Royalty " Born with that right. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:.
     
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  6. Faye Fox

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    So if I post a photo of my bottom, at age 65, clad only with a cheeky bikini, I will be treated as royalty? I like that! Maybe Ken will change my name to Lady Faye! That's right girls, that is Lady Faye your hindness, er ah no, I mean highness.
     
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    For someone who hasn't logged in since creating the account, he has enjoyed quite a welcome, however.
     
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  8. Micki Pembroke

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    @Faye Fox Time to put this subject to rest. No matter how it's mixed, oil and water will never mix.
     
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    Noticed there are several new members, welcome to all, this is a great place to spend time, to share, and enjoy all the nice people. :).
     
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  10. Shirley Martin

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    Are you feeling tired? Listless? Bored? Lonely?

    Has your get up and go got up and went? Is the most excitement in your life watching Granny darn Grandpa’s socks? Have your hemorrhoids flared up? Do you have bad breath? Athlete’s foot? Ladies, is your love life so desperate that you wrote your phone number on the wall in the men’s restroom? Men, have you considered calling a dating service?

    Well, my friends, you have come to the right place! Yes, sir, I’m telling you we have the cure for all your troubles! Right here on this board! All you have to do is join. And, for an unlimited time, it’s totally free! Join now and give us just a few minutes a day and all your troubles will vanish! Men, you will have a body that men will respect and women will admire. Women, other women will be jealous of your looks and intelligence. But hurry, remember this offer is only good for an unlimited time! Join now!
    It's absolutely free!


    Not real sure about your love life, though. That might be beyond hope. :p

    Rebroadcast as a public service.
     
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  11. Micki Pembroke

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    @Shirley Martin Shirley, you are the BEST. You posted endless truth in your words. If your post doesn't bring people here and out, nothing will. Big THANKS.;):).
     
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    Ha ha ha , that is good Shirley. Such a confession, but a bit to much information.
     
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  13. Faye Fox

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    BUT WAIT! If you sign up in the next 30 minutes, your membership includes not 1 but 2 unique identities. This offer isn't available by phone, mail, or in person. Sign up now and we will include a free gift that can be redeemed in the year 2099 for absolutely nothing. Time is running out so sign up in the next 30 days for a 3rd identity. Schizophrenics and under 50 are excluded by forum law.
     
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  14. Shirley Martin

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    ^^^^^^That's funny!^^^^^^
     
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    Priceless Micki.
     
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