What Kiddies Say

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  1. Patsy Faye

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    Watched a programme last night with a Dad relaying the story of his little girl and boy
    taking a bath together. Twas the first time they had 'seen' each other.
    Later, the little girl whispered in Daddy's ear 'isn't it a blessing its not on his face' ............

    The story reminded me of the elephant looking at a naked man and asking .........
    'How do you eat with that !' :p

    As the bot grew to 12 years old, he took some stones from his pocket and Daddy said
    'Why have you got a pocket full of stones?' - the boy replied .........
    'All little boys carry stones'
     
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    I must be dense but I don't get the "stones" one....maybe it's just too early yet...still waking up. :)
     
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    'The stones' wasn't a joke Chrissy, its just the mind of a child
    To him it was an odd question - to him, every kid carry's stones in their pocket :p
     
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    Oh.......:)
     
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    Ha ha :p
     
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