Something on the lighter side, think this goes here. Remembering stories told by our parents, told because being too young to remember. As all of us i'm sure when we were youngsters, always full of questions. Many times the question i asked was where does chocolate milk come from... my dad always replied... from brown cows....i was happy with that, so i guess i was smart and said white milk comes from white cows, right.... he agreed yes, next one was , where does strawberry milk come from....my dad replied...from pink cows....apparently i strongly protested on that one, and corrected him on that one....daddy...everyone knows strawberry milk comes from strawberries...lol.lol.lol. The good old days.
My wife used to conduct goat milking demos at the fair, and she was always amazed at how few children knew milk came from mammals.
I know when I was growing up, it wasn't 'good' for 2 months. Now, you don't even have to pay attention to expiration dates, because like eggs, it seems to be ageless.