A funny, not too ha-ha thing happened last night. I like to fly my flags. We have an American flag, an Army Freedom flag, and a flag that is designed like an American flag but it has black and white alternating stripes with the exception of one blue stripe and white stars on a black field. The blue stripe is a recognition stripe honoring the police, firemen, etc. Last night at around 7ish there was a knock on the front glass door. I answered it and still, I reallydo not know how to describe what was in the other side of the door. She was a younger blond haired girl in her late teens or early 20’s who for some reason was doing little hops not too unlike a pee pee dance whilst smiling from ear to ear to ear and one hand pointing at the flag with the blue stripe. Then she spoke which I instantly recognized as the speech similar to that of a valley girl twinkie. She giggled a lot then started to make sense and pointed again to the flag and between gasps of air rattled off something like, The girl: THAT IS A REAL FLAG! THE REAL AMERICAN FLAG! WHERE DID YOU GET IT? “ Then her hand changed position and she placed it over her heart and said, “THAT’S THE FLAG I USED TO SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO!” Me: “That’s a flag in honor of the police The girl: Almost teary eyed, “YES, YES I KNOW! ITS THE REAL AMERICAN FLAG! YOU’RE SUCH A WONDERFUL MAN TO FLY THAT FLAG! Me: “Thank you. You can order one from Amazon.” The girl: Takes her hand off her heart, gives me a fist bump and off to never never land she ran. On my block, I knew I might cause a bit of a stir but if it trolls in twinkies like that one I might have to take it down. The funny thing is, the real stars and stripes was flying just 5 ft. from the blue striped one that she somehow believes to be Old Glory. My wife offed the possibility that maybe she was from some alternate universe. I still contend she was a twinkie that just didn’t make it to be packaged.