You Had To Be There

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  1. Patsy Faye

    Patsy Faye Supreme Member
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    Thought I'd share this, but you really had to be there ..........
    A bit like 'Four Candles' sketch :p

    I go to draw some money from the bank, the girl we see always asks how we are
    I'm on antibiotics - my third week, says I
    'How much are you taking ?' she says
    Fab says '8 a day !' ......... In the meantime I'm putting me card in the slot
    and she says 'How much you taking ?' .............500mg says I
    With that she collapses into laughter and 'No - how much do you want to withdraw ?' :D :D
    With that, we all collapse into laughter, and I've been laughing since
    (She should have said that in the first place) :p :p
     
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    Ha ha.....funny! :)
     
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    Laughter is really good medicine to keep everyone healthy. Looks like you got a good healthy dose at the Bank @Patsy Faye. :p
     
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    You're right !!
     
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    Yep, those Englishters do have a hard time with the English language. :D
     
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    If that is bait then I'm not biting :p
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    Love those true stories that make you laugh, Patsy.. yours is a good one to put in the Senior Only Club ,Books of Laughter.. icon_lol.gif

    Bye the way , I love your accent too,,
     
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    Thank you so much !
    I have to be me (as the song goes) no 'phone' voice for Patsy :p
     
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    My foster son married an English girl. When they first got back here, I could hardly understand a word she said. But after a while, we taught her to speak proper English. :D
     
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    Cheeky Mare - :p
     
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    Seriously, though, we both speak English but there is a huge difference in how we speak it. Somebody posted a clip from a favorite English TV program. I couldn't understand most of what they were saying. I can clearly understand what they say in Downton Abby. :confused:
     
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    Oh I see - you like 'POSH' ..................
    I don't do 'posh' ........:rolleyes: :p

    @Shirley Martin
     
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  13. Shirley Martin

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    Me, neither, y'all.
     
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    My daughter in law is Italian. I can barely understand her english if I listen ever so closely. I don't say anything though she might suggest we communicate in German or Spanish. When I don't understand sometime I pretend to.
     
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    I had a friend who was French. She spoke very heavily accented English. I asked her to speak slowly so that I could understand her. She taught me a few French phrases and we would speak French. It was fun to watch people's reactions to that.
     
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