The phone rings... the message say's "Please leave a message.".. and the nut case on the other end says" Hello...Hello... Hello "... As for wording such as .".may I axed yous a question"....... can you can Ebonics? I have family members who do this- drives me nuts. Makes them sound- well stupid. Or how about this one... your changing a flat tire. Your neighbor walks up and asks"- got a flat tire?" Heeelllooo...no I am changing its diaper ......here's your sign! You have ever heard Bill Engal the comedian , you will get the - Here's your sign .
The one about the flat tire reminds me of the paperbacks MAD magazine had decades ago- "Snappy answers to stupid questions."