You know what's really good Chrissy? Take your KitKat bar and put it between two of Joe's iced cookies and then deep-fat fry them. And then for dessert you can have seconds. And be sure to choose the cookies with the Green Icing so you'll have your greens for the day.
As I remember, there use to be something called the mash potatoe dance. Did you and your wife do that dance when younger? I think us ladies are to young for that, and don't you dare burst our bubbles.