Many Won't Get This Joke

Good. Maybe @Louise Williams can explain to to me.

 

Sea, what the buoys in the back wash are having!

 

I dropped my baby in the dirt
I asked my baby if it hurt
And all my baby said to me
Was "Waaa, Waaa, one two three!"

Harry

 

Good thing the baby was smart. The rest of his childhood doesn't look too rosey........

 

Roses are red violets are blue
The leaves are green

Was the one I wrote for school

 

This one has a Biden in it...or is that a Bidet?

Hal

 

It should be Bidet...never heard of a Biden...

is it the one with the spray bidet inserted in the bowl...?..rather than the separate bidet ?

 

This was intended to be humourous, Holly!

It's another attempting at bashing Joe Biden!

Hal

 

The new toilet comes with a Biden in it...…..or is that a Bidet?

Hal

 

When I first moved into my apartment I found the toilet to be way too low for my 6 foot four body and parts of my anatomy went into the toilet bowl. I went online and ordered a higher toilet seat. The prior occupant of the apartment must have been a midget.

 

Yes, Lon, but didn't you get the joke about a BIDEN in the toilet?

Hal

 

Sorry Hal I don't understand BIDEN

 

I wouldn't touch that with a twelve inch ruler.

 

Lon, my man, everything that "goes south" isn't above the waist line.