Beer Drinking Contest

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  1. Hal Pollner

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    This weekend's Beer Drinking Contest will consist of Competition all day Saturday, with Eliminations on Sunday.

    Hal
     
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    Hal Pollner, Sep 5, 2019
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  2. Cody Fousnaugh

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    Uhhhhh, say what???? Just how many people get totally soused? You are talking about young folks, not Seniors...….right?
     
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    Cody Fousnaugh, Sep 5, 2019
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  3. Holly Saunders

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    I presume it's not ''how much you can drink''... because that could be lethal..

    Could it be like the ones we have here.. where the contest is usually the fastest to drink a yard of Ale?
     
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    Holly Saunders, Sep 5, 2019
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    Don’t forget that this is only one of Hal’s usual “jokes”, and not a real event. Read it through carefully, and you will see what he is actually saying.
     
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    Yvonne Smith, Sep 5, 2019
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  5. Holly Saunders

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    Oh I see :rolleyes:.. got it Yvonne, ta.
     
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  6. Hal Pollner

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    You're not getting the JOKE, Cody.

    Hal
     
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  7. Hal Pollner

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    You're not getting the JOKE, Holly.
    Hal
     
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    Hal Pollner, Sep 5, 2019
  8. Hal Pollner

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    You too, Yvonne? Don't tell me you're not getting the joke either?

    Hal
     
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    Hal Pollner, Sep 5, 2019
  9. Holly Saunders

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    I thought I got the joke after Yvonne explained... people drink lots on a Saturday and puke on a Sunday ...is that it?
     
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  10. Hal Pollner

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    Sorry, Holly...that's not it either...look up another meaning for "elimination".

    Sheesh...do I have to lead you people around by the hand?

    Hal
     
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    Hal Pollner, Sep 5, 2019
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    Ok, I think I get it, BUT Hal, please do explain.
     
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    Cody Fousnaugh, Sep 5, 2019
  12. Shirley Martin

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    Can it be that there will be a pissing contest on Sunday?
     
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    Shirley Martin, Sep 5, 2019
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  13. Hal Pollner

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    No, Shirley, Holly, and Cody...it simply means that due to the large quantities of beer consumed on Saturday, Sunday will be reserved for ELIMINATIONS, or URINATING!

    Didn't any of you know this meaning of eliminations?

    I'm surprised!:rolleyes:

    Hal
     
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    Hal Pollner, Sep 6, 2019
  14. Jerry Adams

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    I got it, Hal from my old beer drinking days. After three beers, it was drink one, piss two for the rest of the night.

    I think you miss read Shirley's response, I don't think she meant anything combative since this was the continuation of a contest.
     
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    Jerry Adams, Sep 6, 2019
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  15. Shirley Martin

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    That's what I said: a pissing contest. :p
     
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    Shirley Martin, Sep 6, 2019
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