Grumpy Old Women

@Shirley Martin Look....they have now made Shirley and Bess dolls..........

 

@Bess Barber , you be the fat one and I'll be the skinny one.

 

I made the same choice, but went by hair color..............not butt size.

 

Where's ya corn fields and scythe

 

What a coupla lookers

 

I left them behind at the farm. I'm a hi-falutin' city woman now.

 

There is a good chance @Craig Swanson won't even know what you are saying. Australia has their own slang.

 

Modern.. with it. How is that for a non southerner.

 

See if I can top that. This is a fairy grumpy lot.

 

another floppy boobie one

 

Close but no cigar. It means a modern, rich, high society woman. That's moi.

 

Shug, them ain't floppy, them's draggy.

 

I had to actually look at this twice to figure out why it would be funny to anyone.
Then I remembered my kids laughing at me when I said don't call me after 8:30 because I'm usually in bed.