This guy has been observing me from outside my window. I'd have shown you the whole window which includes a web but then you'd be saying, "Ye Gags, why don't he clean his window.
In Barnes & Noble one day and looking for soething different to read. That's when I usually buy a magazine, but instead, bought this. Now I know you don't give a hoot what i read but that was a good decision.
From 2548 Things: I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. (Rodney Dangerfield) Miss Piggy is a boar. (Ed Lucaire) I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they get up in the morning, they're not going to feel any better all day. (Frank Sinatra) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. (Steven Wright) When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar. (Paul Clisura) If I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a sports writer because I'd want a brain that hat never been used. (Norm Van Brocklin)