Miscellaneous Bantering

Rephrased - Usually I can recall if I commented on a thread but I don't recall so I'm going back to page one to get up to speed.

Update: I have been here but not recently.

 

Well, why not????? And where have you been, Miss Thang????

 

What the heck. I'm gone for a week and all hell breaks loose in the Banter.

 

I read back through all the pages. Wasn't that fun? That's what we need more of here.

 

Well, it must be your fault because you probably brought some of the hurricane back with you and mentally gave everyone a dose and, and, and,.....welcome back!! Glad you made it through!

 

That reminds me of a guy I worked with 40 years ago on a slope project. It was his wedding anniversary and he bragged about this was the only night his wife would give in to his needs. The next day he was smiling so one of the guys, a geologist from Australia said, "So you got some didn't you mate?" He said, "No, but I came close." That statement sparked my curiosity so I said, "What the hell do you mean you came close?" He said, "I asked her and she said NO!"

 

Hear Ye Hear Ye -- Let it be known that Faye does not stroll, she sashays

Ahem Ahem All righty then!

 

Yeah, some mean old biddy rose up out of the ashes stirring the dying embers and the pot began to boil once again. Glad you are back to take your wooden spoon and stir it so it doesn't boil over.

 

If a woman 'likes' my post iI think t means she wants my body.

 

What do we have in the pot? I hope it's not beans; I'm sure ya'll know why.

 

"Some enpharting evening, you may smell a stranger,
you may smell a stranger across a crowded room..........

 

Or in a crowded elevator. Who farted that shot?????

 

Only if you actually are Harrison Ford.

 

Beth, I've gotten some likes from you. I think I know what that means. So for you and just for you, I'm Harrison.