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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Hal Pollner, Oct 19, 2019.

  1. Shirley Martin

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    Somebody once told me, "Relax, it could be worse." So I relaxed.......... Sure enough, it got worse.
     
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  2. Faye Fox

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    I had 3 haircuts. Two I did myself and the 3rd was illegal and underground but the cops here hate our governor so they conveniently knew nothing. My profile is that illegal haircut. My all-time favorite! One of the lady cops was let in to investigate while I was there and left with a great haircut. I love your profile photo very nice hairstyle. <<< I am serious this is not scaracism<<<<<<
     
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  3. Beth Gallagher

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    Eeek, I can't imagine cutting my own hair. I do my bangs and even that is iffy. My daughter is a stylist with her own salon but she lives 4 hours away and is in "lock down."

    Thanks for the kind words; that photo isn't exactly recent. :D The hair is basically the same but with more "salt" in the "pepper". (Chin isn't that firm, either. :p)
     
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  4. Dwight Ward

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    No embarrassment on my part, Hal.I'm a sucker for attention. Btw, I recently changed my avatar from Harrison Ford to Mel Gibson because Ford has been crashing too many planes lately and I don't want to be held responsible. I'm thinking of changing back because the pic I posted of Mel makes him look as if he wants to bite someone.

    I'd post my own picture but I'm so handsome that women would stalk me.
     
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    I've never trusted fart jokes. We don't know where the farts come from and we don't know where the fart jokes come from.... possibly it's the communists.
     
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  6. Faye Fox

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    The only stalker we ever had was @Shirley Martin , but she put down the scythe and now holds a basket and is a harmless gatherer.

    @Beth Gallagher Glad to see that old photo back! I love it. Very intense and should strike some fear in our stroppy boys.
     
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  7. Beth Gallagher

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    Thanks, Faye. This avatar is a much more recent pic than yesterday's nostalgic one, grannie-bun and all. :D
     
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    @Beth Gallagher On my all women over 50 fitness group, I was told this morning that when I reach 70 very soon that I will be a Stroppy Teenager like the other 70-year-olds. On my walk, I told the 87-year-old guy that teases me about being a teenager and therefore cannot ask me to dinner legally, that he could take me to dinner soon because I would be a stroppy teenager and that is legal. He said sure he would take me for a Happy Meal at McDonald's. I made some snippy remark about no thanks, I am not a cheap date. He told me to go home and look up the word stroppy. I did and now understand the Happy Meal comment. Damn Queens English is always getting me into trouble. Hahaha!
     
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  9. Beth Gallagher

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    Apparently I too am "stroppy". I had no idea. :D

    strop·py
    /ˈsträpē/
    adjective
    informal•British
    adjective: stroppy; comparative adjective: stroppier; superlative adjective: stroppiest
    bad-tempered and argumentative.

    "Patricia was getting stroppy"
     
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  10. Faye Fox

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    Stroppy wraps it up in one neat package, however none of it describes me hahaha!

    badtempered · irritable · grumpy · cantankerous · truculent · sulky · sullen · awkward · uncooperative · unhelpful · recalcitrant · refractory · difficult · perverse · contrary · confrontational · argumentative · quarrelsome · obstreperous
     
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    You are argumentative.Don't disagree with me. That's the only way not to be stroppy.
     
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  12. Beth Gallagher

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  13. Dwight Ward

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    I'm getting a little worn down by your wit, Beth. I found a new forum.and I'm joining up. It's called Women Without Brains if anyone's interested.
     
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    I bet you're thinking that I'll have to pretend I'm a woman to join.That shouldn't be hard. I can be just as ...... nope, not even going there.
     
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  15. Beth Gallagher

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    I'll help you select an appropriate avatar. Start with Nancy Pelosi. :D
     
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