Bidet Update

I just ordered one and will have it put on my toilet next week. No more Toilet Paper for me.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=Clear...s=n&sk=&cvid=8C4540F6B1F942D38AB4EA7E3A49E618

 

No and no.

 

Lon, don't you still have to dry your hiney?

 

TP is not eliminated, just use much less.

 

Let us know how you like it.

 

Bidets Gain U.S. Popularity During The Coronavirus Crisis ...
https://www.npr.org/2020/03/22/819891957/bidets-gain-u-s-popularity-during-the-coronavirus-crisis
Mar 22, 2020Bidets Gain U.S. Popularity During ... Some Americans are turning to another option for bathroom hygiene that's long been common in Europe and Asia. ... I believe, is a bidet-maker that is really ... ... ... .. ...

 

OK, TMI time. As the designated bathroom cleaning staff in our household, I have a concern about "over-spray" and "unintentional splashing" by these devices. I don't want to have to wear hazmat protection while wielding the brush. JMHO.

 

The thought does come to me as to whether the water is pre-heated? I mean, on a cold winter’s morning when the pipes are cold anyway, wouldn’t a good size jet of ice water aimed at one’s object of appreciation be somewhat destructive?
I would think that after being brutalized in such a manner it might cause some sort of mental stress resulting in lifelong constipation just from the fear of letting go.
My goodness, the backside has such a bad reputation to begin with that spraying it with cold water might bring up the possibility of having to see a psychiatrist just to get it to unlock.
Spending $59.95 on Amazon for a machine that could potentially cost thousands in psychiatric fees seems a little off balance so no, I think I will use good old Charmin.
Besides, after using a roll of paper the tube can be painted and used for napkin holders on a fancy dining room table. Now who in the world would want to give up something like that?

 

Alas, another thing to think about but not until morning over ......coffee.