Flatulence

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  1. Vernon LaRue

    Vernon LaRue Well-Known Member
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    Have you or someone you know gotten noticeably worse in this department? In terms of the amount or the odor? I'm sure we all know at least one person who could clear a room.
     
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    Vernon LaRue, Feb 9, 2021
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    Hell, I know a lot of people who can do that. :) Not me, of course. ;):)
     
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    Shirley Martin, Feb 9, 2021
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  3. Al Amoling

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    One of our dogs could clear the room
     
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    First skunks, now farts.

    I'm sensing a theme here, and am curious as to where this may be leading.
     
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    John Brunner, Feb 9, 2021
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    Yeh. Sure. Blame the dog ;)

    Actually, my dog would "pass wind," her ears would go up, she'd look at her hind end, then look at me!
    Talk about role-reversal.
     
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  6. Vernon LaRue

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    Dogs seem to be particularly gifted in that regard.
     
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    No no Flatulence as opposed to plain old farting is a talent I acquired with age
     
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    Leave to you folks to start my morning off with a hardy laugh !
    Hubby is a killer at that has passing.
    No matter what he eats. The dog um rarley does he have a problem.
    I have had my moments with it.
     
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    Oh, an artist!!

    'scuse me.
     
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    My dad always referred to them as "rectal zephyrs".
     
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    That's pretty funny.

    Dirigibles de derriere.
    Oh, the humanity!
     
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    John Brunner, Feb 10, 2021
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    The problem with Flatulence while sleeping is the danger of leaving Skid Marks or worse on you nice white sheets.
     
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    Lon Tanner, Feb 18, 2021
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    The definition of a surprise is
    a lump in your fart.
     
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    John Brunner, Feb 18, 2021
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    is a fart with a lump in it
     
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    Lon Tanner, Feb 18, 2021
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    I see we travel the same elite circles ;)
     
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    John Brunner, Feb 18, 2021
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