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  1. Joe Smith

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    What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
    What do you call bears with no ears?
    What are a shark's two most favorite words?








    Diddly-squats.
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    Man overboard!
     
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  2. Beth Gallagher

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    Thanks for the smiles, Joe.
     
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    How far can a bear run into the woods?
     
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  4. Beth Gallagher

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    Halfway! :p
     
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  5. Beth Gallagher

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    Yesterday and today have been downers; I'm feeling depressed and beat down. :( This last chemo treatment was "easier" than the previous 2, but still harsh and difficult. I wish I could pull myself out of this funk but I guess I'll just have to ride it out.
     
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    Can you get out of the house? Can hubby take you for a ride just so you get a change of scenery?
     
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  7. Beth Gallagher

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    Nah; I'd rather be at home. (Closer to the bed and the toilet.) Hopefully I'll snap out of it in a day or so.
     
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    I sure hope you can too. I agree there is no place like home when you are ill. What did the mama cow say to her baby calf frolicking around the meadow at dusk?
     
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    I'll have to ask @Cody Fousnaugh . :D
     
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    His answer:"Put your trash in the dumpster!!! And stop smoking where you're not supposed to!!! And pay your damned rent!!!"
     
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    Cody won't know as this isn't a rodeo question :D:D This is a real ranch question and the answer is. I hope you are sitting down .... The mama cow said, "It is pasture bedtime." :D:D:D:rolleyes:
     
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    Hopefully, this will make you smile @Beth Gallagher

    Faye went into a rural Oregon saloon that still had a hitching post. She had a beer. She left and discovered someone had stolen her horse. She walked back in the saloon, fast drew her colt, twirled it around several times and shot a hole in the ceiling and said, “Whichever one of you lowdown coyotes that stole my horse, best return it.” Silence. “Ok, I am going to sit down have one more beer and if my horse isn’t returned by the time I finish this beer, I will do what I did in Texas and I HATE doing what I did in TEXAS, I just hate it, but I will do what I must,” She said with one hand on her holstered Colt.

    Faye finished her beer and went out and saw her horse hitched. As she mounted, the bartender came out and said. ”Hey cowgirl, just curious, what happened in Texas?”

    Faye shrugged and said, “I had to walk home.”
     
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  13. Beth Gallagher

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    You're on a roll, podnuh. :D
     
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    Yes, but just noticed the time and my bedtime of 6 PM PST is nearing and I am fresh out of funnies. Have a good night and feel better or tomorrow I will have a fresh one for you. :D
     
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