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    "Got that door installed. Just need a longer deadbolt and we're good to go."

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    That door has a purpose. Let in the skinny ones and keep out the fat ones.
     
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    "Measure twice; install once." Or something.
     
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    Measure twice, cut once is what you're looking for.
     
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    Annnnnnd, it went by him like a bullet. :D:D
     
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    That looks like a spoof but trust me, I have seen something akin to that in real life. Back exterior door casing was widened but the original door was left on for a couple of weeks. The main door was finally changed but the glass door on the outside was left and it’s still there from 5 years ago.
     
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    Okay, I think I'm being made fun of and I don't understand why. Explain it to me like you would to a 4 year old. Btw, keep in mind, I remember the smallest slight for years and I'll get you back eventually.
     
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    I was using the common expression "measure twice; cut once" as the basis for my lame joke about the door installation. I didn't need an explanation of the correct expression since I bastardized it to suit my porpoise. (And no need to correct my spelling of 'purpose.' :D :p)
     
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    So, In essence, you're saying I'm slow. It's true, but try to be kinder about it. I'm only going to get slower. :)
     
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