Anyone Here Pretty Free Of Gas And Farts?

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  1. Joy Martin

    Joy Martin Veteran Member
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    If so WHY? I'm more plagued since I got on a higher fiber diet, I eat more cabbage and beans than I ever have, this has got to be the reason...But these foods keep cleaned out.
    I pop a Bean Assist capsule but maybe not often enough.

    A vicious cycle.....
     
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    As the old rhyme goes:

    Beans, beans, the musical tart.
    The more you eat, the more you fart.
    The more you fart, the better you feel.
    So let's eat beans for every meal!
     
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    Everyone passes gas. If not they'd explode. :D
     
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    I expect to be gassy after eating certain foods. To get some relief I mix a teaspoon of baking soda in warm water. It has worked for me even when I feel nauseated I drink it.
     
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  5. Joy Martin

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    I'm laughing, isn't it the Chinese who cherish their Toots? Or the Japanese, one or the other....bring the toots on.
     
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    In my entire life, I have never done such a thing.
     
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    Caution: Trouser conflagration in progress
     
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    My father always referred to them as "rectal zephyrs".
     
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    I don't know about tooting, but some societies consider a resounding belch at the end of a meal the highest of compliments to the cook/host.
     
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    Oh maybe that's what I am thinking....thanks
     
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    Since I've been taking prebiotics, I've had easier, more frequent bowel movements. But it's not caused me gas. I guess there's a middle ground between an increased population of out-gassing bacteria and having stuff escorted through my system faster and easier.

    I don't know that I'd be taking too many things that might make your pH too base. The side effects are worse than the problem. I've heard of people getting a dog so they can blame it, but my dog used to look at me every time she farted, so it sometimes backfires (so to speak.)

    You could try this:

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    The downside is that you will then breath in farts through your mouth. So if you go this route, buy yourself some mints.
     
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    I hear grapeseed extract stops farting. :D
     
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    Yeh, but the insertion process can be "challenging."
     
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