I just watched a video of a small passenger plane that was about to take off from an airport. The pilot asked the air traffic controller, I will assume that he meant whether he should turn right or left onto the runway that he was instructed to take. Pilot: "Which way would you like me to face?" ATC: "Well, you'd better face forward because if you're facing your passengers when you take off, they're going to get scared."
God creates Adam. Adam is the first 'man'. God thinks about creating a partner for Adam but doesn't know what to call Adam's companion. God goes ahead anyway. Adam sees his companion for the first time. Eve is beautiful and naked and completely unshy. Adam hollers "Whoa, man !!!", solving the naming problem. As an aside, we can blame God for bringing woman into the world and woman for creating sin. Without women and without sin life would be so boring. Thank you, God.
Our high school geography teacher was a little odd and you didn't always know if he was teaching you the right thing. I do know that one day I want to visit The Horny Of Africa.
The irony being that Adam really DID blame God, and Eve. The woman that YOU gave me, she did eat…… Then, as a pay back, women have been blaming men for everything they can think of ever since.
I don't get enough sex and I'm thinking that going trans-something-or-other will help with that. I'm not clear on who I'll be having more sex with, though. If I'm a trans woman, do I go with men as a 'straight' woman or with other women as a you know what ? Thinking it through with my upper head leads to different things than my lower head would come up with. If I can be anything trans that I want maybe I should go for trans-rabbit-hood. I hear that they have lots and lots of sex. It will be a hassle wearing those big fake ears, though.
I was watching a game warden show from around my area and a family was fishing near a hatchery area. The warden saw one woman fishing pass the NO FISHING BEYOND THIS POINT, sign. He asked the lady for her license and she said she didn't have one and didn't need one since she wasn't fishing. The officer told her he saw her, but she still said she wasn't fishing, just showing her little niece, that was 20 feet away, how to cast. Lady: "I wasn't fishing officer, just showing my niece how to cast." 4 year old niece pointing past the no fishing sign: "Yes, you were Aunt Kitty, you were fishing right over there." Realizing she was busted by her little snitch niece, she confessed. I am still laughing. It was so funny, but one of those things you have to see to appreciate. Little kids are so precious.
Out of Idle curiosity I looked up the etymology of 'fart'. Fart (word) English profanity Fart is a word in the English language most commonly used in reference to flatulence that can be used as a noun or a verb. The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan and farten, kin of the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in Old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word fart has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing. It is often considered unsuitable in formal situations as it may be considered vulgar or offensive.