Your Philosophical One Liners

“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”

 

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then wonder why life keeps throwing fruit at you.”

 

Pigs clever, hmmmm, well I'm not convinced, 'cause I've never seen a pig wearing wellies in the pig-sty.

 

If you must keep peering through my windows, give them a wash and polish while you're at it.

 

uh…no.
A person who deliberately uses long words instead of smaller ones is a sesquipedalist.

 

Oh, one of those. I'll be right back.

 

Damn, brother; don't believe I would've told that one.

 

I always write it on the back of my hand, otherwise, by the time I get to the front gate, I'll have forgotten what I'm going for.

I'll have to get another hand, this one is full.

 

Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.

Seneca the Younger

 

You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality" Ayn Rand.

 

You don't have to put out the lights of others to make yours shine. My aunt used to say this.

 

When the borls are full, the brain is empty.

 

"A penny for my thoughts you say, give me a bite of your cake and you can have them for nothing."

 

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.

Aristotle

 

The tree remembers what the axe forgets.