Reminds me @Ike Willis of the Obituary I read awhile back that asked in lieu of flowers, etc. that the deceased wanted her loved ones NOT to vote for Hillary!
The sad part about that is that all of the dead voters are voting Democratic, so these poor souls probably ended up voting for Hillary in spite of all their efforts to discourage other people from voting Democratic.
It has been decreed (by guess who) that my epitaph (should a tombstone exist) shall read: "HE SWORE A LOT"