Are You Feeling Tired? Listless? Bored? Lonely?

Are you feeling tired? Listless? Bored? Lonely?


Has your get up and go got up and went? Is the most excitement in your life watching Granny darn Grandpa’s socks? Have your hemorrhoids flared up? Do you have bad breath? Athlete’s foot? Ladies, is your love life so desperate that you wrote your phone number on the wall in the men’s restroom? Men, have you considered calling a dating service?


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Not real sure about your love life, though. That might be beyond hope.

 

I'm more like tired, restless, irritable and isolated. Don't know what to do with myself.

 

I'm just recharging my battery after the college move in last weekend. I should be okay in a few more days.

 

Serious case of ennui. I need more wine.

 

We have a few men and women in our apartment complex that seem to be this way, but it sure appears that they like it that way. From what I know, from talking to a couple of the ladies that are this way, their biggest excitement in life is going to work and walking their dog.

 

We are having lots of visitors recently. I hope some of them will join us and add their wit and wisdom.

 

I never get bored.
So many books to read, so much work to do, so many films to watch, so many things to learn ,.... so little time.....

 

I am never ever bored, or listless,..... but I do list to port after a couple of beers sometimes

 

I'm having trouble accepting the theory that my daily life doesn't always have to be goal oriented, and that it's perfectly acceptable to go about living each day in a rambling fashion.

 

Well, M'lady, you have rambled into the right place! The only goal needed here it to enjoy life in it's fullest. @Ina I. Wonder

 

Bumpity bump bump for anybody just getting here. Come on in and welcome.

 

How did you know how I felt ?

 

@Bill Boggs Hang around and you will be cured. Also, for three easy payments of only $3.99, I will send you a bottle of my magic potion, guaranteed to cure colds, moles and sore a$$ holes.

 

I heard that same pitch at a Medicine Show three times. You can't fool me.

Uh oh, gotta go.

 

@Bill Boggs , 'bye. Be good.