One simple spelling mistake, made in a hurry, can make your life hell. I wrote a romantic message to my wife while I was away on a business trip and I missed an "e". This one little mistake has caused me to seek police protection to enter my own house. I wrote. "Hi darling, I'm enjoying the best time of my life and I wish you were her."
Here's a "him" joke that I just saw on FB... One Sunday, the pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. And there sat little old Betty all the way in the back shyly raising her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him.