Are we allowed to put kinda naughty jokes here? ive seen worse, just let me know .. Ken Anderson can delete this if he feels it too Risque. Boots ( a little naughty) A man always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the living room completely naked except for the cowboy boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Noticed anything DIFFERENT NOW? " Bessie looks up and says, "Ray what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down again tomorrow. " Furious, Ray yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down, Bessie? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!!!" To which Bessie replies, should've bought a hat, Ray. Should've bought a hat."