Your Philosophical One Liners

Faith is not 'believing without proof', but is 'trusting without reservation'.

 

I think...therefore I am... not an Elvis impersonator

 

I can't be bothered being lazy......it's too much like hard work......

 

It's said that two heads would be better than one, but the downside is twice the headaches........

 

Doctor......
"You've got an ingrowing toenail."


Patient.....
"Does that mean I won't get anymore holes in my socks?"

 

"Justice travels on leaden feet". - Sam Irvin

 

DON'T SWEAT IT !!!

 

From a talented buddy on another forum...

 

My dad says:

Women get married hoping she can change the man.
Men get married hoping she will remain the same.
Neither one is accurate.

 

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

 

^^^^^^^^^^

 

"The world is full of good people,
if you can`t find one..be one"