Months ago, a neighbor gave me a couple of purple aluminum plates, insisting that they had the power to take away headaches, heal aches and pains, and even serious medical problems such as cancer. As I do when my cat brings me a snake, I thanked her profusely and then put them away somewhere. But, unlike the snakes, I put them away somewhere in my office drawers because they were a not unattractive purple and it's not like they took up a lot of space. They are known as EIP Nikola Tesla EMF Positive Energy Purple Plates, and they are even stamped with an emblem signifying that they are original and authentic. Hey, I've heard of Nikola Tesla and he was a smart guy, so they've got to work, right? But what do they do? According to the instructions that came with them (she had apparently bought them new, just for me, because they came in the plastic envelope with instructions, a small round one with a hole in it and a larger, rectangular one without a hole), they are the "energy products of the future." The way they work is like this: "The atoms and electrons of the aluminum have been altered so that the plates are in resonance, or in tune, with the basic energy of the Universe. They function as transceivers... creating a field of energy around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by osmosis. This energy is very beneficial (the life-force energy) to all life... plant, animal, or human. It might be considered as Positive Energy, or as God power. Love is positive energy. God is Love. God is Energy." It goes on to talk about how these plates will heal wounds, comparing it to the laying on of hands and a mother's love for her child. Plants will also flourish and grow vigorously when love is projected through these plates. Sick plants can be healed by placing one of these plates beneath them. The plates can also change the taste of food and drink. Many people place their food on the large purple plates when they are still in paper sacks from the market. The time required is about 15 minutes. Plate energy will also change the taste of wine. For some reason, cheap wine improves and expensive wine becomes like vinegar when place on top of one of these purple plates. If you place one of these plates in your refrigerator, your food will last much longer, except for fresh meat and fish. When traveling, you can avoid the deleterious effects of bad water by setting your water glass on one of these plates. You see, the positive energy of the plate will energize the drinking water and eliminate illness and stomach upset from the water. Don't place your Vodka martini on top of one of these plates, though - it will taste like water. Most importantly, you can use the plate on the injured area of any living thing. Sorry guys, it won't fix your computer. You might also want to place one of these plates under your pillow or mattress, as this can give you more energy and raise your vibrational rate. We've all wanted a higher vibrational rate at some point in our lives. However, as a caution, you should know that some people cannot sleep with these plates near them because it keeps them awake all night. Put one of these plates in your pocket, or wear the small round one on a chain around your neck, and you will experience an increase of energy and (simultaneously) less fatigue. Watch out, though. Many reports have come back that the plates "disappear" or actually dematerialize. How or why this happens is unknown, although I usually blame cats when that kind of thing occurs. Nevertheless, some people have used their plates for more than 20 years, and they are still functioning very well after that length of time. Once the structure of the atoms of the aluminum has been altered, they will remain in that condition... possibly indefinitely. Beware of fake plates, however. Apparently, unscrupulous people have manufactured counterfeits. Only Authentic EIP Purple Plates have UPC 860581000307. These are the famous, original positive energy purple plates made by EIP. Make sure that yours has the EIP seal of approval embossed in the aluminum, as mine does. Since I woke up with a throbbing headache today, I took one of these plates out of the plastic envelope. I chose the big one because I didn't want to mess around. I put that plate on my forehead, tilting my head backward in the chair so that the plate wouldn't fall off. I closed my eyes and focused on the throbbing because I didn't want to miss the moment when the positive energy and the love of the purple plate kicked in. Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, the throbbing continued. In between each series of throbs, my head felt very good. Eventually, I came to view each throb as a good thing, knowing that it would be followed by a brief period of no pain. Then, I began to question why it was that I experienced the ba-dum of the throb as a bad thing, to begin with, and about the time that I accepted the concept that there was nothing particularly annoying about my head throbbing, it quit throbbing. It works! Or, could it be that the throbbing went away because I had tilted my head backward, closed my eyes, and rested? Might it have gone away because I had redefined the pain as a good thing, so there was no reason for it to hang around any longer? Who knows, but the next time Ella brings me a snake, I'll eat it.
Why, that’s so perfectly Amazing Ken!! Purple must be the in thing because Amethyst, my birth stone is also purple and numero uno on the gemstone healing list! Now I do wonder; Is amethyst or your plates the fastest at healing? Or for that matter, I really wonder if those snakes your cat brings you are purple and contain healing powers too? Do Note: I can prove the amethyst works because when I had a cold a few years ago I rubbed that gem all over my head and neck and voila, in about 6 days the cold went away. Good as New in fact.
I'm still laughing at this!! Your cat will be pissed, though. "All those years of putting my butt at risk to help the guy out, and it took a Smurf by Alcoa to make him believe???"